News that Vexes: 03/01/2016 - 04/01/2016

News that Vexes

It's so tiresome to read 'new studies' that reveal Smoking, Stress or Obesity are Bad for you. Yet these studies appear all the time. It's time to take back the newswire from so-called Scientists!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Now we know; now we know...

You know how it is when you're trying to sleep and there's a bright light shining on you that makes it hard to sleep?  Gosh I hate that.

Well get this - if you live somewhere where there are bright lights shining on you, it just may actually be hard to sleep!  But don't worry - this is science from News that Vexes, so we're not totally sure about it.  I don't want to get ahead of the news though, so hang on...

First the breaking news:

Light Pollution May Trigger Insomnia


Now let's look at the science.  Literally the first sentence is:
People who live in neighborhoods that are lit up at night with neon signs and streetlights are more likely to report sleep problems, new research suggests.
Awesome, I love bright shiny new research.  This time it's from actual real scientist Dr. Maurice Ohayon from the Stanford Sleep Epidemiology Research Center, which is a real thing.  Drop him a note to congratulate him here for making it on News that Vexes: mohayon@stanford.edu 

Also, in the spirit of true cash-squandering boondogglery, he'll be presenting this research at the Convention Center in beautiful downtown Vancouver Canada on April 15-21, 2016. Maybe tickets are still available!

Here are some more choice tidbits: 
“Exposure to light at night can have powerful biological and behavioral consequences,” 
said  George Brainard, a professor of neurology and neuroscience at Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia, who called the Stanford team’s analysis an important epidemiological study.”  (Is he getting some kind of kickback or something?)

YES, WE GET IT - BRIGHT LIGHTS AT NIGHT MAKE IT HARD TO SLEEP!

But check out this bold assertion by this Brainard guy again:
“Do I think that light is part of the culprit? Absolutely, I do,” Brainard said.
Whoa whoa whoa, simmer down now Dr. Brainard!  I beg you, please tell me there are some caveats before I believe this far-fetched nonsense:
Although the study doesn’t prove cause-and-effect, the scientists believe that intense outdoor illumination in the evening interferes with quality of sleep.
Thank you.  I thought for a second there you were trying to tell me you were certain annoying lights at night are actually annoying.   Much more study is in order, perhaps to present at conferences in Hawaii or New Zealand or Paris?

We can't fault these guys for not being thorough:
Those exposed to higher light levels also were more likely to report fatigue, wake up confused during the night, and have excessive sleepiness and impaired functioning.
Almost like they didn't sleep well the night before with all the bright lights shining on them.  But I should keep my mouth shut, I'm no scientist.


Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Vaccine Refusal Increases Risk of Disease You're Refusing to be Vaccinated Against

OK, you may be incredulous, but startling new research shows: 
More than half of 1,416 measles cases reported in the U.S. since the disease was declared eliminated in 2000 were for people with no history of measles vaccination
That's right - If you haven't had a measles vaccine, you just might get measles!  I'm agog, agape, aghast!

Hmm, but now I really wonder about Pertussis (aka whooping cough) vaccines...
Among more than 10,000 pertussis patients with known vaccination status, 24 to 45 percent of people in the five largest statewide epidemics since 1977 were unvaccinated or only partially vaccinated.
Aieeee!  I think I get it now.  No vaccination increases risk of getting the disease.  Is there more?
Omer and colleagues found that the majority of measles and pertussis cases in the outbreaks they analyzed were due to people intentionally skipping vaccinations.  ...  For the subset of pertussis reports from outbreaks with detailed data on unvaccinated individuals, 59 to 93 percent of cases were for people who intentionally skipped their inoculations
I was really hoping this astounding research was presented at a conference in an amazing place like Hawaii or Bermuda.  But all I can find is that it was published in the JAMA by lead researcher Dr. Saad Omer who can be congratulated for making it into News That Vexes by email here: somer@emory.edu