Smoking Boosts Risk for Head, Neck Cancers

Stop the vexing news presses! Blowing cancerous smoke past your mouth, nose and throat significantly increases your risk of cancer of the mouth, nose and throat.

What should we do about it?!?!! Fortunately, the study's authors provide a solution:

In order to lower head and neck cancer rates, public health efforts should continue to try to eliminate smoking, the study authors said.

I wish the article listed the name of study's authors so we could all send them congratulatory email on this radical finding.