News that Vexes

News that Vexes

It's so tiresome to read 'new studies' that reveal Smoking, Stress or Obesity are Bad for you. Yet these studies appear all the time. It's time to take back the newswire from so-called Scientists!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Guardian urges against return of caged kids
A court-appointed guardian for 11 children taken from the adoptive parents who kept some of them in cages testified yesterday that she has believed for months the youngsters shouldn't be returned to the couple.

Well hey, with 11 kids, it's hard to keep track of them all! Cages (with name labels) surely help. The parents said
the enclosures, rigged with alarms, were needed to protect the children from one another and to stop them from roaming the house at night ...

Well, cages will help that.

And on a happier note, since being removed from the cages, "Their whole demeanor has changed," Ms. Kern said. "They're energetic. They're brighter. They're crisper." (I'm glad she didn't say 'crispier'! I'm anti-cannibalism).


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