Kids Doing Poorly in School May Be Sleep: "Kids Doing Poorly in School May Be Sleep"

This is silly on many levels, perhaps best because of its title, which I swear I did not edit.

Apparently Brown Medical School psychologist Gahan Fallone conducted this groundbreaking study. Among his conclusions:
- Sleepy youngsters have difficulty paying attention!
- Teachers can tell when students are sleepy! (Go Teachers!)
- There is an impact on students' performance if they come to school tired!

Oddly, Fallone isn't at Brown anymore; now he works at the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology. Draw your own conclusions...